Why would you want Jocular Itch?

Jocular Itch is the home of a humor column written by a humor columnist who writes humor columns. "Funny humorous articles silly stupid" is a sentence that only appeals to Google. So to Google I say, "witty, strange, hateful, sad."

They can be had as frequently as daily for newpapers and magazines. This column is unlike any other product out there - with the lone exception of canned peaches. Using recent headlines and events, the column is always fresh and never informative. The idea behind Jocular Itch is not to just have an isolated humor column, but to continually engage the readers, mainly through digital media and give them a reason to invest 4 minutes of their time and have some fun. There will be JI-funded contests initiated in the columns and supported on the website. There will also be, as the column grows and involves more readers, opportunities for:

  • guest columnists
  • rotating reader suggested Taglines for the site
  • reader suggested Column Topics, which I mock on the website, and refuse to use

Constant new material, constant opportunities to win horrible prizes, constantly insulting people’s intelligence, and constantly fun – that is the aim. There is no higher goal than a smile, or several thousand. And probably something like 17 frowns from readers with "taste" and probably "dry heaves."



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Feb 18, 2014
Category: Humor Columns
Posted by: Corey
In all of the history of frozenness, including comets and Slurpees and whatever used to form inside our freezer forcing my dad to hit it with a hammer, there has never been such a proximal affront to ice as the time I went skating.
Feb 18, 2014
Category: Humor Columns
Posted by: Corey
In the long and storied history of synchronized barfing, there has never been such a sustained and coordinated display as the one the passengers of the Explorer of the Seas put on.
Feb 18, 2014
Category: Humor Columns
Posted by: Corey
Not certain about whom they would be meeting, the Syrian delegation to the UN-Sponsored peace talks handed out campaign buttons for President Assad.

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Feb 18, 2014
Category: Humor Columns with Contests
Posted by: Corey
The “DOW”, which is really just an Orwellian word used to make us run around and panic like we’re being chased by electric ferrets, is falling on our heads like every anvil Wile E. Coyote ever bought.
Dec 6, 2013
Category: Humor Columns with Contests
Posted by: Corey
If your pre-diabetic status needs a boost, here it comes in the form of a robot aircraft dropping off your order of yogurt covered raisins and that new All-In-One remote called the “Listless”.
Aug 6, 2013
Category: Humor Columns with Contests
Posted by: Corey
News that the NSA is everywhere all the time was leaked last week through a hole in a restroom wall somewhere deep in Asia Minor. Like that is even a real place on Earth

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